Conversation with a 2 year old

My sister Nicole relays this conversation she had with her 2 and half year old son, Zach.

Nicole, "Zach, what kind of airplane does Papa Bennett fly?"
Zach, "Papa Bennett flies jets."
Nicole, "How many airplanes does he fly?"
Zach, "Too many."
Nicole, "Zach, does Uncle Josh fly airplanes?"
Zach, "Yeah...

... But only cropdusters. "

a little
later...

Zach, "Uncle Josh has a friend in his stomach..."

I'm going to go get checked for tapeworms tommorow.